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		<title>The Cat and the Milkman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lying On The Floor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lying On The Ground]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy&#8221;. &#8220;So why are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Puppies for Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[50 Cents]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Left Leg]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Teeny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiny Balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Veterinarian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read &#8220;Puppies For Sale.&#8221; Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store owner&#8217;s sign. &#8220;How much are you going to sell the puppies for?&#8221; he asked. The store owner replied, &#8220;Anywhere from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hamster Emergency</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bert And Ernie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burials]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dead Goldfish]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hamsters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Honey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rodents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarcasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweet Voice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiny Foot]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Two Boys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son&#8217;s hamster to the vet. Here&#8217;s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Great to be a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cold Buffet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Five Minutes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gain Weight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garbage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Home Entertainment System]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lunch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Personal Hygiene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Table Manners]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wet Nose]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lion Tamer Wanted</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people show up for the tryout. One is a handsome lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them,]]></description>
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		<title>Strip Those Stripes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bliss]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Grass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Handsome Beast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pajamas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stallion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Trees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zebra]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job at the Zoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crowd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crowds]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://trompyx.com/?p=1053</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo&#8217;s most popular attraction, a gorilla, died suddenly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talking Dog for Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Back Yard]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dog For Sale]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Earth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[House Sale]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Medals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mutt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Security Work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suspicious Characters]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://trompyx.com/?p=1051</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy sees a sign in front of a house &#8220;Talking Dog for Sale.&#8221; He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. &#8220;You talk?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;Yep,&#8221; the mutt replies. &#8220;So, what&#8217;s your story?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pet Food Woes</title>
		<link>http://trompyx.com/pet-food-woes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cans]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Grocery Store]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Proof]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toilet Paper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Common Knowledge</title>
		<link>http://trompyx.com/cat-common-knowledge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>trompyx</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Raincoats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roommates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cats have the simplest of taste &#8211; the best will suffice. Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn&#8217;t all bad. Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats. Cats [...]]]></description>
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