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Jun
20
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Two businessmen are standing on the tee at an exclusive golf club.
Suddenly the first guy starts holding his ear and listening intently…noticing the look of confusion on his partners face, he explains that he has had his mobile phone receiver implanted into his ear so that he can pick up urgent messages from the office at any time day or night.
At the second hole he starts to talk loudly to nobody in particular…once again he explains that using the latest state-of-the-art technology he has had one of his teeth microchipped allowing him to speak to clients without the inconvenience of holding a phone to his ear.
Suddenly on the third hole he screws up his face,clutches his stomach, darts behind a bush , drops his trousers, and squats.
His partner cannot believe what he is seeing, and shouts “What the hell are you doing?”
To which he replies “be with you in a minute….urgent fax!!!”
