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# Cats rule. Dogs drool.
# Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they’re horny.
# Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
# In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner’s choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
# Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won’t even let you throw them.
# Cats let you kick them when you’re stressed out.
# Cats will wait until you’ve read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
# Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.
# No one has ever had to “Beware of the Cat.”
# Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others’.
# Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
# Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
# Why do you think they call it “Dog Breath?”
# Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
