TROMPYX

# Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

# They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.

# They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

# They growl when they are not happy.

# When you want to play they want to play.

# When you want to be alone they want to play.

# They are great at begging.

# They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

# They leave their toys everywhere.

# They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.